This is a photo of me with all my friends edited out, so the internet can't destroy them. 

I am Evan Ryan, massage therapist, trombonista, writer, and podcaster. Mostly, I am a napper. However, I might as well get to the point and market myself in this segment. 

What have I done? I guess I went to college... that's nice. I've traveled a bit, also nice.  I write a lot about mental health, alternative medical practice and regulation, and masculinity. Fun. Sometimes other things. 

I guess I could say I have been to the moon or saved thirty children from a burning building; that doesn't make me a better massage therapist, thromonista, writer, and podcaster, does it?